 Love jokes are always fun, here is a collection of some cool love jokes to make make your sweetheart laugh:
It's true
that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
"God," said Adam, "Why did you make Eve so beautiful?"
"So you would love her."
"But why did you make her so dumb?"
"So she would love you."
 Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept
them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a
beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge
party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have
a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my
daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators
and emerge alive!"
 As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large
splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and
screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as
though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other
side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire
was impressed.
 He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it
could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my
daughter or the one million dollars?"
The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your
daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!" |
