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Prunes: Described as such because the movement of the lips during
this kiss roughly approximates that caused by uttering the word
prunes. It's Longer than a peaches kiss.
Alfalfa: Hold your tongue with your fingers and try to say
alfalfa - you can't do it. Nor can you perform the alfalfa kiss
without using the tongue.
Glass: This kiss is most commonly used when you are separated
by a pane of glass. Oftentimes you are in a hurry and can't roll down
the car window, or the sliding door is shut and you don't want to let
the cold air in the house. If you are participating in a glass kiss
and the other person pulls away to see your pressed lips, blow air
into the window and make your checks swell.
Underwater : Remember wondering what it would be like to kiss
underwater?
Then you convinced your neighbor to try it with you in the pool, you
found out it was no big deal: you can't feel their lips very well, the
chlorine hurts your eyes, and you swallow water on your way to the
surface. It may be more interesting if you fill the pool with Jell-O.
Noisy: A kiss that makes noise is not unusual, it's just noisy
- which means at times can be considered rude.
Thrown: Not too common anymore. Seen mostly in parades and
silent movies. Can be traumatic if you don't warm up your arm.
Blown: Similar to the thrown kiss, but used at close range or
when a thrown kiss might be intercepted.
Hand: This kiss is another member of the thrown-kiss fairly.
The only difference is that after the kiss is placed in the hand, it
is personally delivered and applied to the other person's face.
Although more accurate than either the thrown or blown kiss, it can be
hazardous if delivered with a slap.
Dark: Kissing in the dark is a problem for those with bad sense
of direction - they end up kissing the ear. One way to alleviate this
problem is to locate your date's nose, grip it tightly to use as a
reference point, and kiss below the hand.
Grandma Bunny: These are the types kisses you get from older
relatives. "Bunny" refers to the soft white hair grandmothers have
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